Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Back In The Saddle I Am!

Tired of being single I am. Finished looking at the same old Jedi I am.. when lived 477 years, bored with the same old faces you get. And find, I did, in the Jedi code, a loophole...

If under .75 meters you are, allowed to date casually you are... though married, you cannot be.. engaged you can not be... and Scientologist you cannot be...

Elated, I was, when Tom Cruise did I call.. tell him about that last rule I did. Throw furniture, he did. Hear it through the phone I did.. as on speaker phone I was. Screaming about, “Xenu,” he was.. though know who that is, I do not.

Call NBC I did. Known for fine dating shows, they are.. perfect for a busy Jedi Master these shows are! Time to date a lot, I do not have... find me quality males to chose from, they will!

19 Comments:

Blogger Captain Typho said...

I can't wait to see who you hook up with. I hope Master Yoda becomes jealous.

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Blogger JawaJuice said...

Hmmm..I've always been kinda partial to the color green...

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Speaking of Tom Cruise:

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Blogger jedisiri said...

yep,i wonder what master yoda would say then...

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Blogger JawaJuice said...

That Tom cruise clip is great.
"When Sith-Lords Clash!"

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Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Ooh, a reality show! That will be good because I haven't seen too many of them on TV in the past few years, so you have the chance to be really inovative.

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Facetious are you being, Jon? :)

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