Thursday, July 21, 2005

Of The Darkside, NBC Is!!

So much to tell I have.

Call me, NBC did. Tell me that send in an audition tape, I must. Send my measurements I must also. Personal information about me, this NBC wants..

Going to help me make an audition tape, Kenobi was... but forgot about it, he did. Pissed about this, I am. Know how to use the camcorder only he and Skywalker do.. but busy now, they both were!!

Make the tape myself I did... but of poor quality it is...

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Worried that make it onto dating shows I would not, I was. But make it I did!

Pack my bags, I did. A leave of absence I took. In 476 and 1/2 years, only one day have I taken off (watch Princess Di’s wedding, I did. A charade that ended up being...). Deserve this, I do!

"Watch out," thought I, "Yaddle, here comes!"

However, now, disillusionment do I feel.

A joke this show is!! Hunks I do not see.

A show called Average Joe I am on. Pathetic, these males are. Sexy I find them not!

Tell me that they are interesting people, the producers do.. that good spirits do they have. Care not about these things do I!! Here for a fling, I am. Flung by these guys, I do not wish to be.

But meet them, I have. Off a bus did they come.. one worse than the last they were!

All glasses do they wear. Signify their unsexy-ness, this does.

Tell you about them, I will:

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A doctor he says he is. Believe this, I do not. Carry around a burlap mask he does.. threaten to show it to me he does. Appreciate this, I do not. A wacko do I think he is.

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Nearly fall off the bus he did. See the steps, he could not. Wonder how many Coke bottles had to lose their bottoms to make his glasses I do. Write books, this one does. Talk about phobias, this one does too. Freaking each other out, he and the first one seem to enjoy. Attracted to him, I am not.

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Good looking, this man could be.. but wear goofy hats and glasses he does! Smell as though he’s showered recently, he does not. Appealing, this is not. Homeless I thought him when off the bus he came..

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Like to travel, this man does. A dweeb, he is. Carry his "Euros" in a fanny pack he does... show me his fanny pack, he did!!

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Familiar this one looked, though place him, I could not. Tell me his name, he would not. Peculiar did I find this...

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Trust this man, I do not... speak of Yoda he did... concern me, this does. Thrown in my face, I do not wish my past to be..

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Familiar is this one too!! Young he seems. Brash he is.. but wear a tie he did! Impress me, this did.

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Smell like oatmeal, this guy did. Gross did I find this.

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To get back on the bus, I wished this one would. “A joke this is??!” I asked, “The real guys, where are??” No hunks were there. Bad teeth this man had.. and “direct movies,” he says he does.. movies to watch with my mother, I think them not. A pervy vibe did I get from him... but, wrong have I been before.

Time to think about this I have. Vote one of them, "off the island" tomorrow I must.. know which one yet, I do not.


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

I like the dude with the tie and glasses. He looks like he could treat you right, Y-girl.

Oh, and thanks for the retribution cookies. You roxxor!

5:11 PM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

The fifth one down is the man for you. I can tell you're feeling his vibe.

7:55 PM  
Blogger Yaddle said...

Hmm.. see what you mean, I do. Keep him around this week I might.

Welcome you are... get over himself, Y'Dawg should!

(Afraid I am not if read this he does.. tell him I said so you can!!)

7:56 PM  
Blogger Yaddle said...

Captain, for me you think he is?? Interesting that is... think on this, I will.

7:59 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

You've always been less up in my grill than the other Masters, so I'm thinkin you deserve better than the green riddle monkey. Plus you made cookies.

If you want, I can use my super-illin' skillz to read their minds and find out their real intentions, yo. Then I'll chop the arms off the sleazebags, so you can tell em from the rest.

8:40 PM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

yes get the fifth one you should!

6:54 AM  
Blogger flu said...

Go for the one with the hair and the eyewear, Yaddle!

7:05 AM  
Blogger Yaddle said...

Fluke.. confused I am.. all hair and eyewear do they have!

Anakin.. your help I may need later on. Keep you up to date I will.

9:01 PM  

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