Scraping the Bottom of the Bucket This Is.
Still think this show sucks, I do. Still, play along I will. Nothing better to do have I..
A meet-and-greet with the guys I had. Cocktails there were.. a green-apple martini did I have.. and yummy it was. Much did I learn. In some cases, too much information it was. Know when to shut up, these weirdos do not.
So cool, I do not think myself.. but a Jedi Master I am! An accomplishment that is! Telling me about what they do they were.. not so impressed was I. The movie maker, Tim B. he is called on the show, a movie about a man with scissors for hands he made. Ridiculous this sounds! Watch this did anyone??
An eye did I keep on the "5th one down," Still know where I know him from, I do not. Quiet he keeps.. interested this makes me.
But take the time to read one of the author's books I did (speed-read with the Force, I can!). Stephen K. he is called. A book about a clown I read. Expected a funny story I did... but get this I did not!

Afraid to turn my lights off now I am! Embarassing this is.. that well over 400 years old I am and sleeping with my Barbie night-light on I am.
So.. vote him off I did. Sorry to see him go, I was not. Bump into a wall he did on the way out. See it, he couldn't.
So now, back to the house they all went. Living together, they are. Two to a bedroom do they sleep.. cheap of NBC I think this is. Their own rooms they do not get??
Tomorrow, a competition will we have.. and go on a date with the winner I will. Concern me this does. What if out with Oatmeal-Guy I have to go??
But, turn my attention to the Potty-Board matter now, I must. Accused I have been.. but, really, when snubbed someone is, steal a potty board, who does?? Sick that is.. do what with it, would I?? Over the mantle would I display it? Use it myself would I? No... believe this to be a lame excuse for Yoda to spend time with me, I do. Miss me, he does. Know it, we all do.
But better things have I moved on to now...

Or not. Whatever... the principle of the thing, it is.
A meet-and-greet with the guys I had. Cocktails there were.. a green-apple martini did I have.. and yummy it was. Much did I learn. In some cases, too much information it was. Know when to shut up, these weirdos do not.
So cool, I do not think myself.. but a Jedi Master I am! An accomplishment that is! Telling me about what they do they were.. not so impressed was I. The movie maker, Tim B. he is called on the show, a movie about a man with scissors for hands he made. Ridiculous this sounds! Watch this did anyone??
An eye did I keep on the "5th one down," Still know where I know him from, I do not. Quiet he keeps.. interested this makes me.
But take the time to read one of the author's books I did (speed-read with the Force, I can!). Stephen K. he is called. A book about a clown I read. Expected a funny story I did... but get this I did not!

Afraid to turn my lights off now I am! Embarassing this is.. that well over 400 years old I am and sleeping with my Barbie night-light on I am.
So.. vote him off I did. Sorry to see him go, I was not. Bump into a wall he did on the way out. See it, he couldn't.
So now, back to the house they all went. Living together, they are. Two to a bedroom do they sleep.. cheap of NBC I think this is. Their own rooms they do not get??
Tomorrow, a competition will we have.. and go on a date with the winner I will. Concern me this does. What if out with Oatmeal-Guy I have to go??
But, turn my attention to the Potty-Board matter now, I must. Accused I have been.. but, really, when snubbed someone is, steal a potty board, who does?? Sick that is.. do what with it, would I?? Over the mantle would I display it? Use it myself would I? No... believe this to be a lame excuse for Yoda to spend time with me, I do. Miss me, he does. Know it, we all do.
But better things have I moved on to now...

Or not. Whatever... the principle of the thing, it is.


7 Comments:
"The movie maker, Tim B. he is called on the show, a movie about a man with scissors for hands he made. Ridiculous this sounds! Watch this did anyone??"
Uh...
(Raises hand)
Maybe you should watch it? You might like it, Master Yaddle.
Good this movie is?? Seen it you have?
Trust your judgement, Captain, I will. Watch this silly movie, I will.
Have a copy, do you?
yeah i have the copy!why don't you two come over and enjoy it together?*smile at typho*
I have read Steven K's books before, I am not a big fan, though. His stories seem trite and contrary in many instances. A better author is Richard B.
Watto used to read that clown book to put me to sleep at night back on the old hiz-ome planet, Y-girl. Ain't nothin creepier than
"Down-a here, we alls float-a".
Mmm, Siri, how about we get Master Yaddle her own copy and I come over to your place for... a private viewing? After this Survivor thing is over, of course.
yepyepyep!
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